when my dragons are grown, i will burn the cities of anyone who asks who i’m supposed to be this halloween.
(via mooserrific)
Cosmo sex tip #7729
As he’s about to climax kick him out of bed and say, “I’m the Alpha now.”
(via ivoryandwire)
The plaque reads:
Tribute to Gaston
An extravagantly generous gift
to the humble people of my village
from Me, GastonI am laughing so hard right now omg
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
PERFECT
YES GOOD DISNEY
VERY GOOD
(Source: ofthebottomlessblue, via skukuza)
(Source: thehootowlofdeath, via lizzies-axe)
